It’s 3 o’clock in the morning!

So, here’s the Blogosphere, over here. Say hello, B-dog! (silence). That Blogosphere! He’s always ignoring me! Silly, silly, Blogosphere… Anyhoo, that’s the Blogosphere over there all calm and collected. You look at him, and he just makes sense. No chaos, no crazyness. He’s tilted a bit, but aren’t we all? Well, there he is, and over here is the corner taking up all the empty space that no one else would touch with a 14’37″ stick… is me. Me, in all my blogging splendor. Me, the mess of words that utters no coherent phrase twice. If only I could dance…

P.S. Wordle is Rawesome! Thanks to Oh My Seven and Rachskirts for hooking me on it! I now have a link in my sidebar to the other Wordles I’ve made.

Lately, I have been coming to my blog, logging in, navigating over to the Write Post page, and sitting there (well, here), for five minutes and then leaving. I can’t think of anything to write about! It’s freaking annoying. How do you do it, oh wonderful blogosphere? How do you contact the muse at will and pull out those little gems of Awesome that are called posts? Is there a phrase I need to utter? Or perhaps a dance? I hope not, cause I suck at dancing. Although I want to learn someday.. maybe swing.. swing looks like loads of fun. Maybe if I took dance lessons, it would make me a better blogger! Hmm.. I must ponder that…

My church youth group is selling fireworks this year (well.. we do it every year…). All you loyal readers that live in the Rogue Valley should come down to the Central Point Albertsons to get your action! If you need directions click here.

Some people have a certain type of movies that they like, and some that they don’t. I, personally, don’t have a preference, so long as it’s a good movie. Action, comedy, drama, sci-fi, horror. They’re all good. But what about you? Is there one genre of movies that you like more than others?

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EDIT: Added Romantic Comedy.

So, apparently Google Reader won’t display flash. So for all of you that read my last post and were like, “Huh? What mix?” You’ll have to click here.

I’m gonna start posting mixes here and there. Let me know what you guys think. Or if you even listen to them. Should I even bother? Anyway, check it out below..

So, since I got the same amount of votes for shaving as against, I decided to go 50-50. I shaved off my moose-tash, and most of the under-side. Sometimes I look at myself, and imagine I’m Abe Lincoln. Cause he’s the man.

One of my friends is getting married this Saturday. Over the weekend we had a bachelor party for him. We went up to this ranch and spent the night, and went ballin’. (You know, paintballin’. What were you thinking?)

NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!

Ok, so I was hiding in a barn, behind a couple bails of hay. There were a couple openings for me to shoot out. Well, one of the other team gets right up to the other side, and sticks his gun through a hole and says “SURRENDER OR DIE!” I’m thinking, “you can’t hit me from there punk.” So, I pop my gun through and tell him to surrender. Didn’t quite work. He jumps up and starts shooting over the hay, and hits me point blank in the thigh. Two feet away, with the most powerful gun there. Talk about ouch.

So. I have been debating whether or not to shave off my beard. Don’t get me wrong, I love facial hair… It’s just that I’ve had it for a while, and it’s summer, and I don’t know if a change would be fun or not…

So what do you think? Should I shave?

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This took my breath away. It took quite a bit to keep from crying like a baby at the sheer beauty of it…

Watch. Listen. Be amazed.