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Epic Fail…s?

5 August, 2008 (11:21am) | Blog

So, the other day, I was trying to tell my sister a joke, but I failed miserably. I thought that it was epic enough of a fail to post it on Twitter! I was thinking it would be maybe two Tweets, but in the end it turned into, like, four. Looking back, no one was probably able to figure out what was going on, because it wasn’t obvious, if you looked at a single Tweet, that it was connected to the other ones. Especially if you are subscribed to a lot of people and there are a lot of Tweets in between mine.

Anyhoo, all that to say, I still think it was funny enough to try to get more people in on it.

Share and Enjoy:

Me: “What goes tick tick tick tick BOOM!!”
Oh My Seven: “a bomb.”
Me: “wait…”

Me: “Okay, I got it now, what goes CLUCK cluck cluck cluck boom?”
Oh My Seven: “Um.. a chicken with a bomb in it?”
Me: “…crap”

Me: “No really, I remember it this time, what goes peck peck peck boom?”
Oh My Seven: “a chicken in a minefield?”
Me: “… um.. yeah”

Me: “…”
Oh My Seven: “…”
Me: “…haha?”

Comments

Comment from brent(inWorship)
Time: 5 August 2008, 11:52 am

Haha! You guys were ripping it up last night. Hilarious!

Comment from seven
Time: 5 August 2008, 3:50 pm

I like this joke.

Comment from the ex
Time: 6 August 2008, 10:40 am

Wow, you’re really good at telling jokes!

Comment from Michael
Time: 6 August 2008, 10:57 am

Brent: …yeeaah… thanks?

Seven: Me too. When I can actually get it right…

The Ex: Oh, shut your face…

Comment from Jay Sellers
Time: 6 August 2008, 11:17 am

Yeah, I followed it on Twitter and got some good laughs out of it.

Comment from the ex
Time: 6 August 2008, 3:32 pm

Shut MY FACE? I’m so offended! I’m never coming back! Until…tomorrow! I showed you! HA BISHES.

Comment from Michael
Time: 6 August 2008, 3:45 pm

You started it! “Wow, you’re really good at telling jokes!”??? Quit being facetious…

Comment from the ex
Time: 6 August 2008, 4:24 pm

First of all, I never start anything. I’m perfect. Second of all, THIS IS FACETIOUS WAR. Yeah, I said it.

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 9:13 am

I love you.

Comment from the ex
Time: 7 August 2008, 9:31 am

I love you too. Let’s get married and have babies.

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 10:35 am

Ok. I’m busy tonight… how’s Friday work for you?

Comment from the ex
Time: 7 August 2008, 10:47 am

Oh man. I’m washing my hair that day. I’ll get back to you.

(ha. kidding. I don’t wash my hair.)

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 10:50 am

Hmm… this is going to be trickier than I thought…

Comment from brent(inWorship)
Time: 7 August 2008, 11:06 am

Geez, this conversation is starting to look a lot like Twitter :)

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 11:19 am

I know… pitiful, isn’t it?

Comment from the ex
Time: 7 August 2008, 11:59 am

Pitiful? We’ve commited to a life-long union! This is serious stuff!

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 12:16 pm

Not yet, we haven’t.

Comment from the ex
Time: 7 August 2008, 12:42 pm

That’s your fault! I did the proposing. I’m like totally the man here.

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 12:47 pm

No, what I’m saying is that we haven’t made the actual commitment as of yet. Unless we had the wedding and I just missed it…

“Did you say ‘I do’?”
“No… we sort of skipped that part…”

Comment from the ex
Time: 7 August 2008, 2:33 pm

We’re INTERNET married. That’s like more official and stuff.

Comment from Michael
Time: 7 August 2008, 2:35 pm

Oh, of course! Stuff! How silly of me!

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