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Date: August 5th, 2008

I’m Totally Barfing

5 August, 2008 (9:21pm) | Blog | 4 comments

So, I seem to be really good at making gross sounds. What can I say? I’m a guy! Maybe this is why I am still single… hmm… I must think about this…

EDIT: AWW, CRAP! I SPELLED “TOTALLY” WRONG!!!! GOSH DARNIT!!!!!!

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Epic Fail…s?

5 August, 2008 (11:21am) | Blog | 21 comments

So, the other day, I was trying to tell my sister a joke, but I failed miserably. I thought that it was epic enough of a fail to post it on Twitter! I was thinking it would be maybe two Tweets, but in the end it turned into, like, four. Looking back, no one was probably able to figure out what was going on, because it wasn’t obvious, if you looked at a single Tweet, that it was connected to the other ones. Especially if you are subscribed to a lot of people and there are a lot of Tweets in between mine.

Anyhoo, all that to say, I still think it was funny enough to try to get more people in on it.

Share and Enjoy:

Me: “What goes tick tick tick tick BOOM!!”
Oh My Seven: “a bomb.”
Me: “wait…”

Me: “Okay, I got it now, what goes CLUCK cluck cluck cluck boom?”
Oh My Seven: “Um.. a chicken with a bomb in it?”
Me: “…crap”

Me: “No really, I remember it this time, what goes peck peck peck boom?”
Oh My Seven: “a chicken in a minefield?”
Me: “… um.. yeah”

Me: “…”
Oh My Seven: “…”
Me: “…haha?”

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