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Month: August, 2008

I have teh blarg

28 August, 2008 (12:41pm) | Blog | 1 comment

teh blarg (tĕh blärg) n.
A state of mind specific to bloggers wherein the blogger attempts to write a post, but can’t think of anything thing to save his/her life.

This post has been sitting in my drafts for about a month. I don’t know what I was originally planning on writing about, but I think the fact that it’s been in here so long in proof that I really do have teh blarg.

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I know what you did last night…

16 August, 2008 (1:57pm) | Blog | 1 comment

Actually, that’s a lie. I have absolutely no idea. But for only $99.99 you can own your own copy of knowing what I did last night!! Actually that’s also a lie. I’ll just tell you for free. But if you want to pay me, I accept PayPal! (Sorry, I had to.)

Anyway, last night Oh My Seven, Grace, and I went over to Brent and Tam’s house and hung out with them and their kids, Kass, and Kota. Mostly, we just sat around and felt awkward. No, just kidding, what is it with me? I’m turning into a compulsive liar! AAAHH!!! But, yeah, we had a blast. At first we got there and it actually was a teeny bit awkward, you know… “Hey… I already know you… except, wait… no I don’t, cause we’ve never met. But we’re friends… is there a certain way I’m supposed to act?” But once dinner rolled around we were all chatting like old friends. If you want a taste of out conversations, just subscribe to us on twitter. It was basically that, but without the delay. And, no auto-spellcheck.

Once dinner was over we headed towards their pool, but Brent and I got sidetracked talking about the internet. We were talking about this cool flash image rotator that BRENT STILL NEEDS TO EMAIL ME THE LINK FOR! (*cough-cough-hint-ahem-ahem*)

Pretty soon, I found myself in the pool, racing people half my size and losing. WTPB? Losing? I’m, like all big and everything! I should be able to waste them! Seriously, guys! This is why I workout all day (that’s a lie)!

There is one thing that my being big helped me with. Chicken Wars. That’s the game where four people get together and one gets on the others shoulders and tries to knock the other team over. Kota and I wasted (meaning, we wasted them. Not we got wasted. Just to be clear…).

After all that we all dried off and headed inside to jam on the guitars, try to figure out a Foo Fighters song, and surf YouTube for several hours. (This video is insane!)

And… um… then, we left…

I’m pretty sure someone has pictures.

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15 August, 2008 (9:32am) | Blog | 2 comments

Tonight is the First Annual* Southern Oregon Twitterque**! My sister, and I are going to the abode of the “In” Family(@inWorship, @inProgress, and inCahoots) along with @davidcosand. This will be the first time I have ever met any of them. Hopefully none of them are creepy internet stalkers. Awkward turtle!

*I don’t know if it really will be annual, like yearly. Chances are, we’ll be hanging out a lot more after this. Like weekly. OR DAILY!! Brent, you will not be able to get rid of me. You’re stuck for life. MWUAHAHAHA!!!

**You like that word? I like it. I just made it up! I is bril… bruhll… brily…brilia….. I’m smart!

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Or not.

14 August, 2008 (9:42am) | Blog | 6 comments

So, on the heels of my last post about how much I suck, it seems someone deemed it necessary to disagree with me. Apparently I don’t suck! Jenn from You are flawed if you are not free awarded me this award:

And I am going to pass it on the some of the people who really deserve it. (I’d pass it right back to her, but she already got it. I don’t think I’m allowed to do that.)

Oh My Seven, because she is just the coolest person on the planet. I am not biased cause she is my sister. What? No.

Rachskirts. I’m pretty sure our families are actually related somehow. Does your mom have a brother in Oregon? Maybe that she forgot about? What about your crazy uncle? He have any relatives? Every family has a crazy uncle… GASP! Maybe my dad IS THE CRAZY UNCLE!!!

Ex-Everything. Apparently we’re married..? Who knew. I don’t remember any wedding. But whatever. She’s totally cool.

Brent(inWorship), need I really explain how cool this guy is? Too bad he’s already married. Wait. Did I say that out loud? Crap! …awkward turtle…

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I kinda suck

13 August, 2008 (9:29am) | Blog | 5 comments

Dear Internet,

I haven’t really been posting all too much lately, and for that I apologize. For the next few days I will be pretty busy at work trying to launch a couple different projects, so I may not have that much time to dink around on the ‘net. I’m just sayin’. Hopefully, I will be back to full force blogging in a couple days. I mostly just wanted to let you know that I didn’t like, DIE and all…

I love you,

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A comment a day…

8 August, 2008 (2:04pm) | Blog | No comments

Comments are now open at Just thought you guys might like to know that. Next I’ll be working on syndicating it so that you peeps can subscribe in a reader! Be patient, though. It’s all custom built by me from scratch, so it’s gonna take some time. Also, keep in mind, I haven’t tested everything extensively, so if you notice something messed up, or not working, pleeeaaase let me know.

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I’m Totally Barfing

5 August, 2008 (9:21pm) | Blog | 4 comments

So, I seem to be really good at making gross sounds. What can I say? I’m a guy! Maybe this is why I am still single… hmm… I must think about this…


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Epic Fail…s?

5 August, 2008 (11:21am) | Blog | 21 comments

So, the other day, I was trying to tell my sister a joke, but I failed miserably. I thought that it was epic enough of a fail to post it on Twitter! I was thinking it would be maybe two Tweets, but in the end it turned into, like, four. Looking back, no one was probably able to figure out what was going on, because it wasn’t obvious, if you looked at a single Tweet, that it was connected to the other ones. Especially if you are subscribed to a lot of people and there are a lot of Tweets in between mine.

Anyhoo, all that to say, I still think it was funny enough to try to get more people in on it.

Share and Enjoy:

Me: “What goes tick tick tick tick BOOM!!”
Oh My Seven: “a bomb.”
Me: “wait…”

Me: “Okay, I got it now, what goes CLUCK cluck cluck cluck boom?”
Oh My Seven: “Um.. a chicken with a bomb in it?”
Me: “…crap”

Me: “No really, I remember it this time, what goes peck peck peck boom?”
Oh My Seven: “a chicken in a minefield?”
Me: “… um.. yeah”

Me: “…”
Oh My Seven: “…”
Me: “…haha?”

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Car Crash Pics

4 August, 2008 (7:53pm) | Blog | No comments

NOT!! I still don’t have the actual pics from my car crash, but I have some before and after pics! One of these days, I will actually have the main picture of the crash itself. But until then, these will have to suffice.

This was taken the day before the crash. We had already gone to the lake that day, so my car was filthy.

King of the World!

I don’t actually know if this was before or after the crash, because the window shattered and hour before. I think it was after. Either way, you can’t tell cause the crash didn’t actually do any damage to my car!

You like my new window?

We were laughing for hours about what just happened. The talk quickly turned to what we should do with my car.

This is real..

We decided that the best thing to do to it, was to spray paint it flat black. Allow me to introduce you to my new car…

Night Rider


I wrecked my car!

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4 August, 2008 (2:49pm) | Blog | No comments

I just finished all the coding for a new site of mine. It’s inspired by a video of a guy who took a picture of himself everyday for four years. I may decided, at some point, to just take a picture of something everyday, but for the time being, it’s just going to be me.

Check it out: Everyday at 3 o’clock in the morning!

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