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Bachelor Ballin

23 June, 2008 (10:01am) | Blog

One of my friends is getting married this Saturday. Over the weekend we had a bachelor party for him. We went up to this ranch and spent the night, and went ballin’. (You know, paintballin’. What were you thinking?)


Ok, so I was hiding in a barn, behind a couple bails of hay. There were a couple openings for me to shoot out. Well, one of the other team gets right up to the other side, and sticks his gun through a hole and says “SURRENDER OR DIE!” I’m thinking, “you can’t hit me from there punk.” So, I pop my gun through and tell him to surrender. Didn’t quite work. He jumps up and starts shooting over the hay, and hits me point blank in the thigh. Two feet away, with the most powerful gun there. Talk about ouch.

Worst painball hit of my life.


Comment from seven
Time: 23 June 2008, 10:52 am

The idea of you engaging in any other sort of ballin’ than the paint variety is sort of completely revolting to me.
I’m glad you had fun, and I’m sorry you got hurt. But at least you have a sweet battle wound and not just like a muscle cramp or something.

Comment from Michael
Time: 23 June 2008, 10:55 am

Well, I got lots of cramps too, but who seriously cares about those? And what kind of “other sort of ballin’” is there? Somebody’s throwing stuff… you gonna build a fire, or what..?

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