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Why I want to visit Italy

15 April, 2008 (2:40pm) | Blog

In Southern Oregon, there is a lot of coffee shops. Seriously, every street corner has a drive through espresso shop. It’s kinda ridiculous. That wouldn’t be so bad if the coffee tasted good (to be more specific, that would be heaven) but it doesn’t. It tastes like someone got dirt and espresso grounds mixed up and attempted to make a Starbucks version of a classic 10 year old prank.

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When I was a little boy (not yesterday.. the day before) we used to play outside behind our pool. The ground there was pure dirt, and we would spend the day digging ditches and making mud sculptures. One day we decided to pull a variation to the classic “pee-in-a-cup-and-try-to-sell-it-on-the-street-corner-as-lemonade” gag using mud water as hot chocolate.

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And now, on with the post.

These “coffee” shops gained their popularity, not through great coffee, but through skanky baristas.

Pardon me while I hurl.

Okay, where was I…? Oh yes. Skanky baristas and mud-water coffee. Granted there are a few good coffee shops, but those are few and far between. The best moments of my life (at least the coffee drinking parts, which is most of it) are spent in Portland at Stumptown. If you enjoy good coffee and are ever in that section of the world, look them up.

Seriously.

Comments

Comment from seven
Time: 15 April 2008, 10:13 pm

That would be awesome to visit Italy, and yes, skanky mudmakers are hurlicious.

Comment from Rachelskirts
Time: 16 April 2008, 8:19 pm

Proposal: I’ll give you all my nerdy gear if you take me to Italy with you.

Get back to me on that.

Comment from Michael
Time: 17 April 2008, 9:33 am

Rachelskirts: It’s a deal. The only problem is that I don’t have any plans on taking a vacation to Italy anytime soon. In fact, chances are it will probably be on my honeymoon that I go. Sorry, but I don’t think I know you quite well enough to consent to that just yet.

Comment from conerd
Time: 17 April 2008, 8:05 pm

haha pardon my old time english but that is butt hilarious

Comment from Steven
Time: 22 April 2008, 11:27 pm

Funny thing is… There are a lot of skanky baristas at Stumptown. They just make good coffee.

Comment from Steven
Time: 22 April 2008, 11:29 pm

…they’re not Medford skanky though. They are a more “hip” kind of skanky.

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